Americans are Retarded
July 18, 2008 – 22:31I was just finally browsing reddit for the day and the number one link is a quiz that has 12 questions about political questions. I took the quiz and got a 12/12 which puts me in the 97th percentile, but when you really dig into it, the results just show how stupid Americans really are.
Overall the average is 6/12. Then look at 18-29 and it’s a pitiful 4/12. This shit is going on around us, it’s not that hard to pay just a small amount of attention to the world.
What’s even sadder is the breakdown by each question. I can understand that the most incorrectly answered question was asking who is the Senate Majority leader at only 24%, but when only 28% of the people taking the quiz don’t even know how many U.S. soldiers have been killed in Iraq, then that’s just fucking pathetic and it makes me sick. But I guess it’s OK, because we all buy our “Support the Troops” ribbons to put on our cars so that gives us a free pass to ignore everything that’s going on over there.
Just maybe everyone knew the answers, it might have been because the questions were phrased incorrectly. Case in point:
Do you happen to know what state U.S. Senator John McCain represents in Congress?
That’s one of the questions, and it gives you four states to choose from. He’s from Arizona, but that’s not what the question asks. Do you happen to know means they’re looking for a Yes or No answer. That wasn’t a choice, so perhaps people just took the first option. I doubt it though. Maybe Americans aren’t retarded, but they just don’t care about anything but what’s going around in their little world.


